The three contractors

After a long week its time to laugh out loud..

Three contractors are bidding to fix a broken fence at the white house, where Barack Obama Lives.
The 1st from INDIA, the 2nd from CHINA &
the 3rd from
Nigeria.

They go with White House official to examine the fence.

The Indian takes out a tape & did some measuring, works some figures "Well", he says, "I figure the job will cost $900. ($400 for materials, $400 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The Chinese does some measuring & figuring,says,"I can do it for $700. ($300
for materials, $300 for my team & $100 profit for me)".

The Nigerian did not even
measure or figure out
anything, but he walks around the White House & whispers "$2,700." The official says,"You didn't even measure
how did you come up
with such a high figure?"
The Nigerian whispers "$1000 for me, $1000 for you, & $700 to hire the Chinese to do the job."

Have a splendid weekend friends..

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