Akpos & the nursery girl

TGIF...Time to crack your ribs with some jokes.

A Nursery Girl Asked Her Teacher. Aunty;can My
Mum Get Pregnanant? 
The Teacher Asked;how Old
Is Ur Mum? 
The Girl Replied; She Is 42 Years Old.
The Teacher Said; Yes She Can. 
The Girl Asked;
Can My Sister Get Pregnant?
The Teacher Asked;
Hw Old Is Your Sister?
The Girl Replied; She Is 19
Years Old.
The Teacher Said; Yes She Can.
The Girl
Asked; Can I Get Pregnant?
The Teacher Replied;
You Are Just 5 Years Old So U Cant Get Pregnant.

The Boy Behind Her "akpos"(her Classmate) Poked
Her And Said; I Told You We Have Nothing To
Worry About..

#Happy weekend.

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Bye bye to Recharge cards.Whatsapp to introduce free calls

This is the best news i have heard so far from whatsapp. If what am reasoning in my head, is exactly how this feature is going to work, then i can tell you all my blog readers that, you wont recharge as often as you use to again.
    Below is a press release that was made.

"WhatsApp Inc., the mobile messaging service that agreed to be acquired last week by Facebook Inc. for $19 billion, said Monday that it would offer voice calling as early as April, allowing free phone calls among WhatsApp's 465 million users. Jan Koum, the co-founder and chief executive of WhatsApp, also said during a speech at Mobile World Congress in Barcelona that he is hoping to grow the service to one or two billion users. Mr. Koum said that the WhatsApp voice product would "focus on simplicity" as it has with its text-based messaging service. He said that WhatsApp would first release a version of the voice service for Apple Inc.'s iPhone and Google Inc.'s Android platforms, followed by services for Microsoft Corp.'s Windows Phone, as well as some phones by BlackBerry Ltd. and Nokia Corp.

"We want to continue to have that minimalistic approach to the product," he said. "We at WhatsApp want to get out of the way and let people communicate." Mr. Koum added that the voice product would "use the least amount of bandwidth, and we optimize the hell out of it."
Speaking about the Facebook acquisition announcement earlier this month, Mr. Koum said that the product wouldn't change, stressing that WhatsApp would remain independent. He cited Instagram's example, after the acquisition of the photo-sharing service by Facebook.

Mr. Koum said that WhatsApp was likely valuable to Facebook because "we both want to make the world more connected," though Mr. Koum stressed that WhatsApp wanted to know "as little as possible" about its users, including details such as a user's name. "There are no plans to change anything that we do with the product today," he said, using words like "minimalistic," "utilitarian" and "uncluttered" to describe his philosophy."

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Nokia launches its first Android-based phones

Nokia introduces a new family of smartphones, the Nokia X series of phones. The first three phones in the family - the Nokia X, X+ and XL - run on the new Nokia X software platform, that is based on Google's Android. While both of them are capable of running Android applications, they will also deliver special Nokia experiences, where they include a wide range of popular Microsoft services. 

           Nokia has continued their trend of pattern of bold and vibrant colors with both the Nokia X and X+, where they look like the Lumia 520, sporting a 4″ display for both models, while the X+ model has additional memory and internal storage right out of the box. Not only that, applications like Skype and Facebook have been preloaded to make sure that you can be productive right from the start.

The Nokia X and X+ were built upon the open source Android software, but intends to make a difference to their customers by introducing popular services such as Skype, OneDrive as well as Outlook.com, among the others. The Nokia X would bring folks to Microsoft’s cloud, and not Google’s. Imagine accessing free applications from the Nokia Store as well as enjoying some Android apps.

With Skype running on the Nokia X smartphones, you will be able to enjoy a month of free calls to landlines as well as mobile numbers with Skype, in addition to 1GB of OneDrive storage. Those who are interested can pick up the Nokia X from right now for 89 Euros, while the Nokia X+ will the market in a few months’ time (the second quarter of the year) for 99 Euros. These two handsets certainly seem to be nestled comfortably in the mid-range market.

The Nokia X as well as Nokia X+ will feature a 4″ IPS capacitive display and a 3MP shooter. The thing about the Nokia X+ is, it will arrive with 768MB RAM, while the Nokia X has 512MB RAM. Both of them will arrive with a microSD memory card slot for expansion purposes, where a dual-core 1GHz 8225 Qualcomm Snapdragon processor will run proceedings from within.
All three devices are powered by a Qualcomm Snapdragon dual-core processor and are dual-SIM phones. A range of third-party apps comes pre-installed, including BBM, Plants vs Zombies 2, Viber, Vine and Twitter.

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Facebook Acquires WhatsApp for $19 Billion

Facebook has reached an agreement to buy online messaging service WhatsApp in a deal worth $19 billion to the small startup. Under the terms of the deal, Facebook will pay $4 billion in cash, $12 billion in stock and $3 billion in restricted stock to WhatsApp’s founders and employees.

According to its website, the WhatsApp messenger is a cross-platform mobile messaging app that allows people to exchange messages without having to pay for text messages. 

The app allows users to exchange unlimited free text messages, including recorded voice messages, and boasts nearly 450 million users per month and nearly 1 million sign-ups daily. The app is free to download, and is available for iPhone, BlackBerry, Android, Windows phone and Nokia.

There is no cost to download the app itself; the messaging service offers a free trial year, followed by a subscription cost of $0.99 per year.

“WhatsApp is on a path to connect 1 billion people,” Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg said in a statement. “The services that reach that milestone are all incredibly valuable.”

Zuckerberg said the app will continue to operate independently within Facebook, and will complement the social network’s existing chat and messaging service. WhatsApp co-founder and CEO Jan Kaum will also join Facebook’s board.

Source: Afro.com

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How to post on Facebook with blue text colour

This is a very Lovely Trick to play on Facebook, Now you can update your Status on Facebook, Post on Wall, Comment on Pictures etc with a Blue Text instead of the usual Black text everyone is using.

How to post on Facebook with a blue text

1. Login to your Facebook Account and Navigate to where 
you want to Post your comment. 
e.g Status Update box. 

2. Now type this Code Without Space: 
@@[1:[0:1:Your Text Here]] 

Replace the "Your Text Here" in 
the Code above to anything you wish to Post on Facebook and 
Post it. Enjoy

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BBM now available for Android Devices v2.3 Gingerbread

Good news to all Android device users who have Android v2.3 Gingerbread, as the long awaited BlackBerry Messenger "BBM app" for Android version 2.3.5 Gingerbread version is now available for downloading in Play Store.we all can now enjoying pinging with your friends and family on BBM.

Previously the BBM for android devices was only available for android v4.0 and above, thereby not giving v2.3 users the opportunity to ping as well, but with this new move, android v2.3 users wont cry any longer, just head over to Google Play Store and download the new BBM.

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How to track data usage on Android

Many Android users cant account how their data bundles get exhausted within a short period of time, yet no heavy downloads or streaming was carried out. Well all i can say for now is maybe thats the price you pay for being an android user lol... Nevertheless am going to introduce a small App called Onavo count |Data usage.

ABOUT ONAVO COUNT

Onavo Count is a stunning app with intuitive reporting to help you understand how you use mobile data. It also lets you compare how much data you use in specific apps. With Onavo Count you can set a warning for a certain amount of mobile broadband use in your billing cycle, such as 1.5 GB if you have a 2 GB plan.

You can download Onavo Count App here. If you wish to squeeze more bits from your data plan, then tryout Onavo Extend | Data savings is just for you. What i mean is Onavo Extend | Data savings compresses data so you can surf online more by using less data.

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How to borrow Airtime from MTN

Mtn and their usual Mago Mago. They have come again with a new product called MTN XtraTime. This new product according to them allows you request for airtime from the network on credit, when you have run out of airtime and pay later. The airtime once received, can be used on any billable activity on the network, regardless of whether it is voice, data or a Value Added Service.
The service is available to prepaid customers that have between 0-12 Naira on their account balance, and meet an unspecified including tenure on the network, and recharge frequency.

How to borrow Airtime from MTN

==>Dial *606#.

==>Once you have dialed the above code, you would know if you are eligible for this service from the menu or not.

Note: This service attracts 10% charge of what you are requesting for. 

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Glo Data bundle promo- get 1.6Gb for 2k

This is going to excite those who are looking for a suitable plan to use while unlimited browsing is away. Glo is currently running a promo in which you get twice the value when you subscribe to the "My Phone" Glo Bolt Data Plan. Starts from 23rd January 2014. This means with 2000naira you get 1.6Gb of data instead of the previous 800mb. 

How To Subscribe

Use the hsi.glo.com portal or simply text '55' to '127'. You can also 'share it' and 'gift it'.

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Ageing parents & Daughter

TGIF and as usual Folks, i have got the best medicine to a stressful week. Enjoy this cool joke and lol.

A couple received a letter from their daughter who went to study modern physics overseas, the letter read:

"My beloved Parents, I miss you so much and it breaks my heart to think that by the time I get back you'll be too old. So enclosed you'll find a bottle of potion I have invented. It will make you young, so when I return you'll be the same age as I left you. 

NOTE: Please take only a drop"

So they opened the envelope and in it there is a bottle with a red potion. the man looked at the wife and says: "You go first." (typical of men!)

So the wife takes a drop thereafter, the husband follows. Indeed the wife turn five years younger. Years later the daughter returns home to find her mother young and pretty, carrying a baby on her back. The mother proceeds to tell her daughter how the potion worked and made her look young.

The daughter was delighted and asks after her dad.

MOTHER: Your father? Hmm, my child, your father was so jealous that I was so young and beautiful so he drank the whole bottle.

DAUGHTER: What? So where is he?

MOTHER: Hahaha, who do you think is the baby on my back?

lwtmb.

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How to Lock Whatsapp with password

When it comes to Apps,Android has it all. Are you among those who have skeletons in their cupboard (whatsapp). Well if you do, then this post is just for you. Today am going to show you how you can lock your whatsapp application with password on your Android device.

How to get Started

Download - WhatsApp Lock: Keep Privacy. After installation open the App, you will be prompted to choose a four-digit PIN number and confirm the PIN. This PIN is used to protect the WhatsAppapplication in case anyone wants to open it without permission.

The good thing about this App too is that If someone tries to access WhatsApp and inserts an incorrect PIN, it will take a picture of the offender and save on your phone! Of course this only works if your smartphone or tablet features a front-facing camera. 

NOTE:  WhatsApp Lock: Keep privacy  is compatible with Android Os2.2 and higher.

Enjoy.

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Airtel Bis with Tunnel Guru

Hello netinfong readers, its no longer news that Airtel Bis is still browsing directly on pc without the need of any VPN service,but yet some of us are not aware. Also i discovered that many people have issues with the Airtel speed , So i will suggest you make use of Tunnel Guru VPN alongside your Airtel Bis.

Benefits of using Airtel Bis with Tunnel Guru
==> Full Browsing Speed.
==> Unblocks all websites
==> Hide your IP address & browse Anonymously.

How to Subscribe for Airtel Bis

Dial *440*16#   and get 2GB for 1month @N1500

Set your Modem Apn to:  internet.ng.airtel.com

Download  TunnelGuru v2.6.0.0 :     For win 32 bit  |     For win 64 bit

Configure it as stated in the screenshot.

Select any server of your Choice.

Note: This browsing is not unlimited, its just a cheaper alternative to Data Bundle.  Click here  to get  Tunnel Guru voucher.

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How to install android apps on a Blackberry device

Wahala de oo, just when some peeps moved from blackberry to Android devices to enable them use Android apps, blackberry has just upgraded their os10, there by allowing their bb10 and z10 users to install Android apps. All you have to do is just upgrade your previous BB10Os to BB10.2.1.
The new BB10Os 10.2.1 comes with amazing features far better than the previous. If you are still using curve, touch, bold 5, and the rest of them. Its high time you consider switching to BB10 with a longer life.

Where to Find Android Apps for Blackberry10 

Vist any of the following third party sites for that

==> Apk Train

==>1 Mobile Market

How to Install Apk files on Blackberry

==>Download any app of your choice from the third party sites above using your blackberry device.

==>Install the Apk file on your Blackberry10 device. Your Android App should start installing after a short "processing" indicator, Tap the install button located at the top right, and tap the accept on the popup window which informs you of the device permissions that are required for the app to run.

Even Instagram works perfectly well on the blackberry 10 device.

Blackberry don follow port ooo.

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